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Example : I WANT that Gorgeous.Pair.of.Dune.Peep.Toe.Sandals. Where you just know will get you some kinda lucky. Good for birthday party this Saturday night. Not so good for maxxed out credit card. Especially when one has already bought another pair of come-fuck-me (so she says!) peep toe sandals in the not so distant past.

Example : Wanting to listen to Bob Marley (Is this Love?) the whole day. Not good. As housemate, neighbours, friends, colleagues, Dermot Mulroney lookalike partner will think one is somewhat a nutter. Good for ears, not so good for social/work life.

Example : Wanting to move to London. Good for social life. Bad for mental health. As one always attracts nutters on the tube/bus/park/Selfridges etc. As Mr. Housemate says. Human Magnet. Easy for him to say that, he is big AND scary. Me, not so big, definitely NOT scary, quite a pushover really. Maybe that’s why the nutters like me.

Example : Wanting to have a baby NOW. Good as I won’t be sixty when said baby takes it’s first steps. Not so good as one has to have intercourse to be able to have baby. Do we see any intercourse in the near/distant future? Nope. Might get a dog.

Example : Wanting to sleep an extra hour each morning. Good for health. Bad for career. There’s only THAT many times the train got delayed, roadworks etc etc.

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