Why me?
I think I am a human magnet for embarassing situations.
Embarassing situations tend to gravitate towards me.
Why me? WHY ME? WHY ME?
For example, I will be heading a small project in new company next week. Therefore had to meet the partner to brief me on the project. Said partner is a very busy man. The only time he could see me was at 6pm (when I am all packed to go home). Nevermind.
Got a bit lost trying to find the partner’s room in new company’s building. But found it eventually. Was 5 minutes late. Nevermind about that.
Imagine the shock I got when I walked into the room to find Dermot Mulroney lookalike. HHhhoooootttt…..
Yes said partner looks like Dermot Mulroney. In fact he smells like Dermot. I don’t know what Dermot smells like but if he had a smell he’d smell like that.
He is only 35 years old. Nice. And on inspection no rings on any of his fingers. Nicer. Only drawback is that he is American.
So yes. Jo was a very very red shade of red for a while. Being in such close proximity with him.
And as I placed my bag on the table all of bag’s contents fell out. Including several tampons. Extra strength mind you. As awaiting a very late period. How convenient. And being the gentleman that he is, said partner had to help me collect my bag’s contents. How very nice.
If I was an animal I would be an Ostrich. So I can dig a hole and hide my head in. In fact, I’d like to be any animal that can dig a hole and hide (die of embarassment) in.
What next? Bring it on!
