The low down
1) He doesn’t need to be made to feel secure. Besides, insecure man = more effort. And have you noticed that smug look that he has everytime you pinch his cheeks for being so cute.
2) Never believe a man when he’s drunk. In fact be sceptical even when he’s not, especially when he’s giving his opinion about what you are wearing. Frankly, he doesn’t care. As long as you take if off later.
3) Threesomes are ok for him, as long as it’s with 2 other girls. Trust me. I have not yet met a man who is a-ok with another man. (Penis envy?)
4) Deep down inside, he’s really not comfortable with gay men. Because, he’s afraid that gay man will fall in love with him. And if said gay man doesn’t fall in love with him, well not only is he only semi-attractive to the opposite sex (he got very lucky with you), he’s not even attractive to his own sex.
5) He never forgets. He’s just too lazy to remember.
6) And he is more than capable of packing, ironing his clothes, organising his life. It’s just that if there’s someone (you) to do it for him, why should he make the effort?
7) He secretly likes your beauty products. If you think your new face cream is disappearing fast, well it’s because someone else (him) have been using it.
The most important thing in his life - his manhood.
9) And yes he loves it more than you.
10) The biggest part of him? His ego.
But you still love him don’t you?
