How to look good naked?
Seriously, if I knew I’d share.
I have been wondering, how long does it take for one to be naked AND comfprtable in front of the man you are seeing (in and out of bed). It takes quite some effort to always ensure that unflattering body bits appear presentable and hopefully sexy so as to ensure one is shaggable. Surely there must be a certain length of time where said man is totally hooked on you and he won’t run in the opposite direction when faced with not so firm body bits.
And when is it appropriate to be naked?
Naked gardening? Pervy neighbours will be happy.
Naked car washing? Neighbours will be happy, whether they are pervy or not.
Naked showering? Duh! It a requisite.
Naked cooking? Rather hazardous. Besides, Nigella is sexy when she cooks fully clothed.
Naked ironing? Again can be a health hazard.
(I swear jet lag/no work is NOT curing my boredom)
