Conversations when inebriated
Why do men have butt hair? And not even on the cheeks. All concentrated in the crack. Mass of thick curly hair. I wanted to say black but appreantly it depends on one’s colouring. Imagine ginger butt hair. Ugh. I mean what’s the whole point of it? Surely evolution should have eridicated butt hair. It’s unhygenic and rather ugly. And surely it must smell. At times at least. There is no reason whatsover for there being butt hair. Thank god it only happens to the male in our species.
Sex vs shopping. For girls anyways. I swear sometimes the rush I get from getting that gorgeous pair of tan boots beats being in bed with a man any day. Although there are variations. Depends on which man and which pair of boots. And most of the girls I know AGREE. Much dissapointment from the male of the species.
All this talk about skinny vs curvy girls. Appreantly not a big deal as long as said girl has a nice pair on her. It’s unfair how girls are described based on body parts. That one with the big ass, flat chest, massive chest etc etc. And for guys - short, tall, fat and thin. Most of the time you can’t even see what a guy’s ass looks like thanks to baggy pants. And guys never get described as ‘that guy with the massive balls’ or tiny balls or even saggy balls.
Here’s to keeping conversations tasteful when accompanied by margaritas.
