Jo’s Blog

Back, sack and crack wax

Apparently hurts like a motherfucker. And mainly for men.

Sex positions

The spiderman - Where the man gets a woman to give him a blowjob and he cums in his hand. He then proceeds to throw his cum at the girl’s face. (Surely must be illegal as possibility of blindness is high. Imagine getting it up your nose. Ugh)

Buckin’ Bronco - Where in the midst of making love to a woman the man calls out the wrong name and he tries to see how long he can stay on the woman.

Will try to lay off the sambucas.

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