Things to do in Cock….oops I meant CORK

1) Get your ass pinched by some random guy. (skirt wasn’t even THAT short)

2) Have Brandon Routh lookalike nick a ciggie off you AND disappear(him that is).WTF???

3) Meet a hobbit. Have a mini conversation with a hobbit.

4) Learn nasty little secrets.

5) Enjoy the west cork accent.

And it’s a myth that white men are well endowed. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE.

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