Things to do in Cock….oops I meant CORK
1) Get your ass pinched by some random guy. (skirt wasn’t even THAT short)
2) Have Brandon Routh lookalike nick a ciggie off you AND disappear(him that is).WTF???
3) Meet a hobbit. Have a mini conversation with a hobbit.
4) Learn nasty little secrets.
5) Enjoy the west cork accent.
And it’s a myth that white men are well endowed. NOT ALL OF THEM ARE.