Things that should be in a woman’s employment contract
1) Being allowed to give your boss the finger.
2) Fit male employees should work without shirts (and pants) when the weather permits (i.e. all year round)
3) Pervy male employees should be castrated.
4) Canteen MUST stock M&Ms of the nutty kind (so you don’t have to stop by the petrol station every morning before work). In fact canteen must stock all kinds of confectionery. Marshmallows and candyfloss. Mmmmm…..
5) 5 additional off days each month. Equal rights my ass. If you don’t suffer period cramps (i.e. are male) you can sod of and work.
