Shit or get off the pot.
7 years ago I watched ‘The Bachelor’.
I was on a date with him, plus a few friends. In a cinema.
All that was going through my mind was how blue Chris O’Donnell’s eyes were.
And I was a teenager.
7 years later…
I am watching it with him, plus a few friends. In our house.
I still think Chris O’Donnell’s eyes are so blue.
But its just a matter of time until I hit thirty.
And the thought of marriage?
Scares the shit out of me.
So no I don’t want to shit in the pot.
And no one is doing any shitting anywhere near me.
July 9th, 2006 at 10:40 am
Eew. Marriage. Yucks. EEW. Especially to a giant furball. Blech.