Shit or get off the pot.

7 years ago I watched ‘The Bachelor’.

I was on a date with him, plus a few friends. In a cinema.

All that was going through my mind was how blue Chris O’Donnell’s eyes were.

And I was a teenager.

7 years later…

I am watching it with him, plus a few friends. In our house.

I still think Chris O’Donnell’s eyes are so blue.

But its just a matter of time until I hit thirty.

And the thought of marriage?

Scares the shit out of me.

So no I don’t want to shit in the pot.

And no one is doing any shitting anywhere near me.

One Response to “Shit or get off the pot.”

  1. Julia Says:

    Eew. Marriage. Yucks. EEW. Especially to a giant furball. Blech.

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