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Why summer rocks

1) You don’t have to brace yourself for the cold everytime you leave a heated building.

2) You save tons on heating bills.

3) You can finally wear flip flops, mini skirts and skimpy tops.

4) Men in shorts. Yum. Why did they lengthen the shorts for footballers? It used to be so short in the 60s.

5) 15 hours of sunshine. Yes it only gets dark at 10pm.

6) The trees actually have leaves on them. And it makes such a nice rustling sound when the wind blows.

Why summer sucks

1) Heatwaves. Having to brace yourself for the heat when you leave an air-conditioned building.

2) British buildings are made to trap heat. Enough said.

3) You still haven’t lost all the weight gained during winter. Hence no skimpy tops/mini skirts. Hence you look like a dork sweating in a long-sleeved top to hide flabby arms.

4) Shirtless men. Face it. If you have a huge beer belly. Cover up. Its just to ugly.

5) Sunburnt(really really red) shirtless men. It hurts to look at them. But you just can’t help looking.

6) Do we really need 15 hours of sunshine? Do we really want the sun to shine in its full glory at 5am?

7) All the fecking insects that decide to fly into your house and DIE. Yesterday I cleared 15 dragonfly corpes from my conservaroty. Boy were they crunchy.

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